I seem to have an issue with running out of toilet roll. I can’t exactly tell you why, but it’s the one thing I run out of most. Of course I’ve been using a lot more since I’ve been running my business from home. But even so.

So today I was feeling rather smug for actually buying some before I ran out. The smugness soon faded when I realised that I’d left the bloody packet at the self-service till.

Thankfully I realised when I’d finished filling up with petrol and not when I got home. Quick spin round the car park and I retrieved said toilet rolls from Customer Services. I got a few strange looks I can tell you.