They say trust the timing of your life. Well I’m having trust issues with mine today.
This morning, I went to sit on the sofa arm. Totally mistimed it and ended up on falling backwards onto the floor. Landed on my hand and jarred myself. Bert was most concerned.
Then we went out for our walk. Mistimed it so ended up getting caught in a shower. Was resigning myself to yet another soaking, when I remembered there is one of those emergency hoods on my coat.
Except it was too big for my head as it’s designed to go over a riding hat. So kept blowing off. Have you ever tried to pick up dog poo while holding a lead, stopping your hood blowing down and trying not to slide over in the mud. Thankfully I ended up laughing at my situation. And didn’t faceplant.
Then I headed to the yard, just as the heaven’s opened again. So got my timing wrong there.
Finally I forgot to put the timer on for my dinner so managed to burnt it.
Let’s hope my timing is better tomorrow…

