I’m staying in Birmingham for a couple of night. I’m here for a conference. As a delegate rather than working. So that’ll be a novelty.

I walked into the bathroom and saw these bottles. My first thought was great condiments. Now I know that’s not the collective noun for them, but I couldn’t think of a better one. It was a long journey and I think my brain was still on the M6.

Got me thinking, what it is the collective noun for them. Answers on a postcard please. I may love words but I don’t know them all.