Poo-tastic

Whenever they checked my blood pressure in hospital (which was an awful lot as it was ridiculously low after my surgery), I was asked if I’d done a poo. Something that doesn’t come up in usual conversation. Maybe it should as it’s something we all do. And can cause lots of issues when we don’t. I’d mastered the bedpan by adapting a shoulder bridge Pilates move but only using one leg. Then proceeded to a commode, before braving the bathroom using my frame. It seemed peeing was not an issue for me. But alas no poo.

Anyway, today I’ve done my first no.2 since Saturday. Woo hoo indeed! No laxatives needed either. 💩

Having 2 ageing parents, I know a lot about more their bodily functions than I ever thought I would need too either! It’s now a regular topic of conversation for us all. I kid you not!

And while we’re on the subject, does anyone else look down the loo afterwards and wonder how on earth that much poo came out of me?! 😳 Does it get stored in your intestines like that expanding foam stuff? Or is it up there, fully formed? Anyone?

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